Warped Point, Again

cakesandcarpets:

warpedpoint:

YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE ME IF I D TELL U HOW HARD I LAUGHT AT U AND MACS RIGHT NOW

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A FARTKNUCKLE CAKES? WHY. SUCH. FARTKNUCKLE. :C

IM GONNA SHOVE MY FARTKNUCKLE UP UR BUTT IF YOU CALL ME FARTKNUCKLE ONE MORE TIME YOU HIPPO

WOAH SUCH FLIRTING GOD AT LEAST OFFER TO BUY ME DINNER FIRST

starkpower:

‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you

YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE ME IF I D TELL U HOW HARD I LAUGHT AT U AND MACS RIGHT NOW

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A FARTKNUCKLE CAKES? WHY. SUCH. FARTKNUCKLE. :C

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

IT ISN’T THERE IN A STANDARD BOOT AND IT HAS NO LABEL. I THOUGHT MACS WERE THE SOFTLY-SOFTLY ROUNDED CORNERS USER-FRIENDLY HUGGLEFEST OPTION? IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDLY TO YOUR USER YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE PROGRESS BAR YOU’RE BUILDING TOWARDS FOR SEVERAL HOURS ACTUALLY MEANS.

If anyone ever tries to explain to me the virtues of the mac experience I am going to give them fifteen paper cuts with a picture of this macbook and its slowly increasing unlabeled progress bar.

foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

today was long i miss the people zzzzzzzzz good night monster land zzzzz